May 19, 2010

Hey, That's My Cape! - BATMAN-chicka-bow-wow

Look for a picture of your favorite superhero in Google images with the safe search off and eventually you’ll see why I’m not surprised a Batman porno flick is set to hit stores next week. I’m just surprised it took this long. Well, maybe there’s already been one (I’m no porn expert) but certainly not of this caliber.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is either a comic fans wet dream or worst nightmare. From Vivid Entertainment and director Axel Braun, the film is an almost perfect depiction of Batman and friends from the 1960s television show and film, but, you know, with sex.

Holy corrupted childhood memories, Batman!

Read more about it (and watch the SFW trailer) in this week's Hey, That's My Cape! at Newsarama.

10 comments:

Hoosinole said...

If you thought the idea is fun, I point you to the movie Bratgirl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144118/), which I discovered when my college roommate brought it home one day, and still remember vividly from that one viewing all these years later. Hilarious doesn't begin to describe it. One of the big cliffhangers involves Bratgirl's sidekick being slowly lowered into a vat of molten polyester. One of the memorable lines, from one super-heroine to another: "Yes, we'll get those evil doers! But first, I'll make you c@m!"

Randy said...

A Wonder Woman porno will give new meaning to using the lasso to tie you up and tell the truth.

daviedave47 said...

I READ (not watched...read) somewhere that the Vivid adult movie line of films is "spoofing" a variety of mainstream films into "XXX" films.

A quick Google search took me to an article in Comic Book Resources, where they (Vivid) have a quite a few other superhero movies lined up for "adultification" (i.e. Captain America, Hulk, Spider Man, etc...). They also have movies like "Grease XXX," "Godfather XXX," and "The Addams Family XXX."

I say...when will it all stop?!

The Nerdy Bird said...

@Hoosinol, porn dialogue never fails to crack me up.

@Randy, it's almost too easy, isn't it?

@daviedave47, yes, I wrote about the other superhero parodies in my column. I guess you didn't read it.

Jason Marker said...

Hell, there's a whole line of Star Trek porn spoofs called "Porn Trek" which are, on the whole, absolutely hysterical. There's also X-girls (a send-up of X-men) with Jenna Jameson, which I'll let you search for yourself.

daviedave47 said...

As I work on a military installation, quite a few of the websites I'd like to visit are blocked by the network "powers that be." I'll have to wait until I get home to read the complete article.

I do find it funny, however, that I can read this blog (and GEN), but not some of the others.

It's the same with Film School Rejects, which I still can read here, but Screen Rant has become blocked, and I no longer get the email notifications/updates. Oh, well...

Girls Are said...

This makes me think a lot about Orgasmo, I should watch that again.

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Randy said...

Some of these comic book pornos just seem to write themselves.

Josh Hill said...

I gotta say, it's hard not to....wait, horrible choice of words, there....you gotta have respect for the costuming in this. I mean, there are plenty of 60s Batspoofs out there, but this one seemed to really take time and pay attention to detail. Other than Batgirl's hair, of course. She's a cutie, but no one will ever top....AGAIN, let me rephrase...no one can compare to Yvonne Craig as Batgirl :)

Bunche said...

The makers of this went above and beyond the call of duty in making it look and feel as close to the source series as possible, even going so far as to track down the surviving costumers from the original series to do the costume honors. Other than the fact that its populated with different actors and features explicit sexual content, BATMAN XXX is a virtual carbon copy of the Adam West classic.