It's the day we all dread. You get a friend request from your mom. Facebook seems to be the most likely outlet for this kind of horror but it can come from anywhere, Myspace, Twitter, FourSquare. No matter which way you look at it, it's just WRONG.
Having your mom connected to you online is like having her tag along when you go to the mall with your friends. She's always peering over your shoulder to see what you're buying, butting in with news from Aunt Sally or...god forbid, trying to use hip slang.
Check out my list of 10 Things My Mom Would Twitter (were she capable of signing up for it) at Heartless Doll!