Sep 17, 2009

Obama-Wan Kenobi

We have like, the coolest President ever.

He's posed like Superman, starred in numerous comic books, now, President Barack Obama shows us he is a true Jedi master. If it were anyone else I'd call foul for them being a giant poser, but it's already been confirmed our President is a giant geek and I love him for it. I'm sure photoshopped pictures are just pouring in from this perfect capture.

Here, President Obama shows off his mad Jedi skillz as he goes for the gut of this Imperial spy. Ok fine, it's actually some dude who'd like to fence in the Olympics. But he's still no match for Master Obama. This was all part of a promotion to get the International Olympic Committee to choose Chicago, Illinois (Obama's hometown) as host for the 2016 summer competition. The IOC will be making their decision on October 2 in Copenhagen, Denmark.

How much you wanna bet he's got his "people" working on a real lightsaber right now?

9 comments:

Zeblue said...

"The issues surrounding the development of Light Saber Technology is one that has plagued mankind for centuries. We as a nation will change this. We will overcome our differences and come together as one. Together, we will make light sabers a reality." -- Obama, Sept. 17th Press Conference

Walnut said...

It's a good thing it's not a red lightsaber; I can imagine the uproar that would cause within the delusional Republican community.

I love these photographs, but all I can see is the first lady's belt. WHY?! I don't understand, it's making my head hurt.

pinguino said...

<3 awesome.

Davidlevack said...

proof he's a nazi. Cause Darth Vader was.

GeekBoy said...

"Obama-Wan Kenobi" ... I love it! :)

Anonymous said...

Awesome!! :)

LucasArts must be VERY happy with this!! ;D

Hank said...

I'm just glad he picked a blue beam instead of a red one.

daviedave47 said...

Mr. President needs to work on his form a little more, if he expects to compete with an Olympian...

...but in all seriousness, I agree with you. He's a "cool cat."

Drew said...

Now if we could only get him to cut through drug rehab costs with that big saber!