So if the Golden Lasso compels you to tell the truth, what do you think the Golden Whip makes you to do?
Toronto photographer Ian Pool is to blame for these hilarious portrayals of our most beloved icons. Alternative lifestyle choices for some, everyday *ahem*business for others, I couldn't help but fall in love with these gorgeous shots. He's a self-described, "freelance portrait and creative environmental photographer working in editorial and advertising media. His work is based on conceptual and often entertaining ideas captured with stylistic simplicity."
Oh Doc, not the Jonas Brothers! I'll give you a pass for R-Patz though. Who do you think he's gabbing to?
Hey, everyone poops. Think he has one of those flaps on the back of his suit? I don't know if you can see it but the picture outside reads, "May the Dark Side of the Force be with you."
View these plus several more, including Spider-Man taking a literal piss, at Pool's official site. While you're there, check out his equally impressive non-fictional character work as well. I'd really love to work with this guy, he's got a great imagination.