Apr 16, 2009

Does a body good...bub.

Some people were made for Got Milk ad campaigns - Angelina Jolie comes to mind. Some however, were not. 

My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to re-energize is simple. Milk has protein to help build muscle and a unique mix of nutrients to help you refuel. So, eat right, train hard, and drink low fat milk. That's just common mutant sense.
A Hugh Jackman Got Milk ad, I could get behind, but not Wolverine. This is just as bad as when "Batman" had the mustache. Twice. I mean come on, this is the guy who said, "I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do best isn't very nice." He shouldn't have anything on his face but BLOOD.

That being said, I love how the milk mustache sits under his actual mustache. Also, they mention building muscle, do they really want us to believe milk will give us Wolverine vein-popping muscles? Cuz...eek!

(You can download the wallpaper here if you're so inclined.)

7 comments:

Continually Spicy said...

A blood mustache?

The Nerdy Bird said...

Hahaha, well that would be very interesting but I meant something along the lines of blood splatter. You know, from slicing and dicing his enemies. Snikt!

Continually Spicy said...

But how awesome would it be if he did go into a berserker rage, sliced and diced his way through like 50 ninja, and the only blood on his face WAS just the blood mustache?

It could be a leftover from Scarlet Witch rewriting reality. "No more mutants...aaaaaaaand blood mustache, LOL"

mandyannemurray said...

Aaand there's a wallpaper.

Brilliant. ;)

Amber Love said...

Well, I gotta say, a blood mustache stains and a milk must... oh sorry, I probably shouldn't have mentioned that.

Selfstyler said...

Now, a Wolvie beer ad I could get behind. Milk makes him look like a sissy.

imasupermuteant said...

I desperatly want to have that poster on my wall.