That's basically what my friend Chuck said when I sent him the link to this Amazon Exclusive Gears of War Lancer replica (now available for pre-order). Unfortunately it's not sharp enough to do even that.
It's a cool idea for use with a costume but that's about it. Here are the "features."
- Trigger activates motorized "chainsaw" sound and vibration feature (ooooh!)
- Side handle folds in & out and slides back & forth
- Removable clip (handy for your imaginary bullet reloading)
- Created from the actual 3-D data used in the Gears of War 2 video game
- Powered by 3 "C" batteries (not included) (of course!)
Of course if you're really serious you'll shell out almost a grand for this replica from Project Triforce.
Honestly, I'm not really into Gears of War, but if I was I think I'd go for the impressive Nerf version instead.