I don't play World of Warcraft and I don't pretend to know anything about it. But really, did they have to go there?
Meet Haris Pilton. Patch 2.4.3 has introduced this socialite look-a-like to combat rabid inflation in the game. The NPC has apparently been around for a while now but has only just found a purpose in life: selling giant bags and expensive jewelry to rid you of some of that pesky Gold.
In real life, printing more money just makes what you already have worthless. Blizzard Entertainment decided to take action before those players who came upon Gold too readily had nothing to spend it on. They hope Pilton's extravagant wares will level out the economy. Now WoW's mini-Bill Gates' can breath easy.
You can find Pilton at the World's End Tavern in the Lower City of Shattrath. Her "Gigantique" bag is the largest of it's kind and will set you back 1200g. Want to show your lady love just how much you care? Purchase a Gold Eternium Band from the socialite for 3000g. It's the most expensive vendor item ever and will be sure to secure your affections. We all know money equals love right?
As if that's not strange enough, supposedly if you have The Eye of Divinity equipped you'll be able to see the (ex)BFF Ricole Nichie standing next to Haris Pilton. But of course wherever Pilton is, her trusty Tinkerbell is not far behind. That's hot. (I promise to never say that again.)