Mar 15, 2010

I didn't go to ECCC.

As my title states, I didn't go to the Emerald City ComicCon in Seattle, Washington this past weekend. Although, I think everyone else I know did because the internets were empty. Anyway, that doesn't mean I can't tell you all about the exciting news that came out of the DC panels.

Comic Book Resources was there to cover said panels, particularly the DC Nation and Green Lantern: The Future is Bright sessions. Here are the highlights as I see them:
  • Green Arrow is going to have a "big" year and Star City "will be one of the greatest cities in the DCU," according to writer James Robinson.
  • DC is "seriously planning for" digital distribution says Senior Story Editor Ian Sattler.
  • Batman Beyond comic coming in June as well as a Superman Beyond.
  • Larfleeze Christmas Special coming this December! I actually know the story behind this one, trust me when I say it's genius.
  • Writer Geoff Johns revealed, possibly by mistake, that the JSA would be returning next season on Smallville.
  • Robinson is developing a Shade series.
  • "Big plans" for the Marvel Family coming up.
  • You might have already heard this elsewhere last week but Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray and Amanda Conner are all leaving Power Girl after issue #12.
The Green Lantern panel did not reveal any real shocking information but that's to be expected I suppose seeing as how Blackest Night has yet to finish up. The gist:
  • Next week's Green Lantern Corps might make you angry if you're sensitive about Women In Refrigerators.
  • Rage Kitty Dex-Starr will be getting an origin story. "He's actually from Earth," said Johns. This one is going to be a lot of fun too from what I've heard.
  • Brightest Day is a story, not just a banner. Johns said it's, "about second chances. Some work out, some don’t."
  • Larfleeze's latern oath will be revealed in an upcoming issue of Green Lantern.
  • Johns has longer than a 5-year plan for more Green Lantern stories.
  • Green Lantern Corps will NOT be getting that second feature that was previously announced.
  • Hal Jordan will be having more adventures in the 58th century. This reveal came thanks to Mark Waid who joined the panel later on.
  • The deputized Lantern Corps members will revert to their old personas soon but keep "strong ties with" their emotional equals.
And there you have it. That seems to be most of the DC news to come out of ECCC so I guess I don't feel too bad about not flying across the country to hear it in person. :) What do you think?

Mar 12, 2010

I recognized your foul stench.

Last Friday I brought you a TARDIS closet. Today I bring you some things to put in that closet. Like Princess Leia sneakers. Slave Leia cosplayers lives just got a whole lot more comfortable.

Oh come on, it's not like I'm telling you to put Star Trek clothes in a Star Wars closet. This is entirely cross-fandom acceptable. These shoes, made by Adidas, were released earlier this year. "Inspired by the metal bikini Leia had to wear while Jabba's captive, the adidas Star Wars Game Mid Princess Leia is a spicy swirl of gold, silver and the signature maroon of the Lashaa silk used in that outfit." Well, certainly seems like they know their stuff.

There's several other sneakers that are/will be available soon including: Millennium Falcon Stan Smith 80s, Storm Trooper Boot, The Force and the appropriately named AT-AT Walker. Also from Adidas, the Star Wars Superstar Track Top Darth Vader with...ahem...optional cape.


According to Adidas it's, "a limited edition design inspired by the overlord's Imperial style." The man did have style, I'll give him that. Take a look at this bad boy's features:
  • Front pockets; Full-front zip
  • Removable hood; Ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Detachable Darth Vader cape with chain; Detachable front breast plate with print and embroidery details
  • Darth Vader graphic on reverse
You can peruse the rest of their Star Wars shop or check out fancier shots at StarWars.com. I don't need anymore clothes, I'm think I'll wait until ThinkGeek makes a Ewok sleeping bag.

Mar 11, 2010

Last Supper Hero?

Hollywood is going to turn Leonardo da Vinci into an action star. Haha, as if! And Sherlock Holmes is a hot detective who...oh, right.

It's Warner Bros. in particular who is looking to make the famous painter, inventor and mathematician into an action hero of sorts. According to The Hollywood Reporter, "The studio has picked up a treatment titled 'Leonardo da Vinci and the Soldiers of Forever' from producer Adrian Askarieh, who is teaming with Vertigo's Roy Lee and Doug Davison." I hope they work on that title. Lee and Davison previously executive produced Warner Bros. The Departed and Askarieh is currently working on Jonny Quest for the studio.

Askarieh is the one who came up with the idea (so blame him) and Warners is now searching for a writer for, I assure you, a most thrilling plot. "The project re-imagines Da Vinci as a member of a secret society who falls headlong into a supernatural adventure that pits the man against Biblical demons in a story involving secret codes, lost civilizations, hidden fortresses and fallen angels." Can't you just hear the trailer now? I, for one, am in but only if they have da Vinci using one of these on his adventures.

THR says Warners seems eager to make more films involving "a period setting, a historical figure and the fantastical," because of the tremendous success of Sherlock Holmes. Fair enough but I'm a little concerned about their next feature. "Last week, the studio picked up a pitch that has Francis Lawrence attached to direct a supernatural tale featuring explorer Marco Polo."

Marco. Freaking. Polo. Here's how I think it should go: In theaters, Summer 2012, Marco Polo and the Merchant of Venice, where Marco Polo and Kublai Khan go searching for the perfect canoli but wind up getting separated on the water. Khan must shout, "MARCO!" and Polo says, "What?"

Mar 10, 2010

Hey, That's My Cape!: Amazon to Geeks, "My bad."

Amazon, I hope you're prepared to fight like the fierce ladies you share a name with because you've just made a butt load of new enemies. You may have heard of them, they're called geeks. Also, nerds, dorks and the people who run the world. Kindle is great and all, but you just screwed yourself.

Amazon had a massive...let's call it "sale"...on a large number of comic book omnibuses (omnibi?), trade paperbacks and other assorted collections over the weekend. I'm talking books that run close to, if not over $100 being offered for $14.99 or less. Comic fans places orders in droves, most purchasing hundreds of dollars in merchandise. And then...

Read what happened to make the geeks so angry at this week's Hey, That's My Cape! over at Heartless Doll.

Mar 9, 2010

DoubleDCoverage #49

I'm back with this week's installment of DoubleDCoverage at the Girls Entertainment Network!


An old foe is back to torment the JSA but one of their youngest saves the day. Sorta. And remember when everyone was up in arms over a little ol’ threesome mentioned in Cry for Justice? Yeaaaaaah. Reviews/recaps for JSA All-Stars #4 and Justice League: Cry for Justice #7 are ahead. Also, check out my star ratings for my other pulls from last week!

Click here to check out DoubleDCoverage #49.

Mar 8, 2010

Aww, Alice!

I have a new hero, her name is Alice.

I've been hearing some negative reviews about Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland. Well, I'm here to tell you I thought it was absolutely delightful. That's not to say I didn't have issues with it, just that, as a Lewis Carroll fan I found it as imaginative as the source material. It seems audiences agreed, the film took the number one spot at the box office this past weekend raking in just over $116 million. It actually broke the IMAX weekend gross with $11.9 in just 188 theaters. Does it stick strictly to the original story? Absolutely not but it also doesn't have as many screws loose as Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory did. And that's saying something considering everyone in Wonderland is supposed to be mad.

Let me start out by saying, I love me some anthropomorphic animals. Can't really get enough of them. I wish animals who talked and wore clothing were real. Maybe that's why I love everything relating to Alice In Wonderland so much. Why I loved the film so much is simple - it had a good story. Whereas the books and classic Disney version are, for the most part, one nonsensical scene after another, Alice gives us a whole new plot where anything can happen. Yes, even meek little Alice picking up a sword. I can see how some people are offended by this but it's done in such a way that makes Alice more interesting than ever before. She's older now, the film centers on a second trip to Wonderland, and learns much about destiny and responsibility along the way.

Mia Wasikowska was a great choice for Alice. I didn't know someone could be so demure yet hold such a mighty presence on screen at the same time. Her numerous size-shifting exploits may have had something to do with it. Helena Bonham Carter surprised me as the Red Queen. The abnormally giant head/tiny body thing threw me off in the previews but was quickly forgotten as her bratty, royal behavior took over. It was Anne Hathaway's White Queen who I wound up finding peculiar. She had a very airy quality about her that reminded me a lot of Glinda the Good Witch from the Wizard of Oz but made me wonder how anything ever got done in her kingdom. Alan Rickman's Blue Caterpillar was spot on as was Michael Sheen's flighty White Rabbit. It was nice seeing George McFly himself, Crispin Glover, starring in such a mainstream film but he didn't come off quite as menacing as I believe he was supposed to. And finally, Matt Lucas has had many unique roles during his career but none have fit him so well as Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

And now to the bad. I hate to say it but Johnny Depp was my least favorite part of the film. Depp is an extremely talented actor, he just needs to stop working for Tim Burton. He also needs to take some time off from the quirky roles he's become so fond of (it was a breath of fresh air seeing him in the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus) as he makes much more of an impression playing a regular character. His and Burton's take on the Mad Hatter (and yes, it was both their idea) is strengthened by his extended role but hurt by how it was performed. Let me see if I can explain that better. The role Hatter played in the film was one of greater importance than in other film versions but certain things Depp did with him took me right out of the movie. For example, Hatter is given a Scottish look yet Depp slips into the accent only a handful of times throughout the film. He also delivers the most gag-inducing, corny moment I've seen on film in at least ten years. I'm not exaggerating. The particular scene I'm referring to should be stricken from the DVD or at least replaced with something more fitting of the character and timeframe.

Sadly, there are a few things missing from the original tale or even the Disney version of the story. Some stayed the same while others were added to great effect. For instance, there is no Walrus or Carpenter to be found but you do get a satisfying croquet scene and the Bandersnatch is brought to life with thrilling results. Another gorgeous addition to the film were the costumes, particularly Alice's ever-changing wardrobe. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a plethora of Alice's at this year's Comic Con International. All of her dressed were beautiful but it was her armor that wound up being my favorite.

I'm glad Alice In Wonderland did so well, in my opinion it was deserving of the box office returns. It wasn't as dark as I expected it to be but is still not for the youngins' (we get a few looks at the Red Queen's past beheadings). It's somewhere between Disney's version and American McGee's Alice. Although I thought it had a good message I wouldn't recommend it for anyone younger than 8, but make sure it's a mature 8 or nightmares will be had.

On a final note, the über talented Stephen Fry's Cheshire Cat warmed my animal-loving heart to bits (come on, it's a talking cat, what did you expect?). I didn't actually like the look of him before I saw the film but his casual kitty mannerisms throughout won me over. But I have to say, he reminded me a lot of someone else. Curiouser and curiouser...

Mar 5, 2010

It's bigger on the inside.

A Twitter follower of mine recently asked me what geeky thing I have yet to do that I am dying to. After some careful thought, I answered, "Stand in a TARDIS. Or marry David Tennant. You know, either one." Guess which one I can actually achieve.

I present to you, Doctor Who Tardis Zipperobe. Or, you know, portable fabric closet shaped like a TARDIS. Dalek not included. Curses!

For a hefty £45.99 you too can walk through the double-opening zipped doors and into a very flimsy excuse for a TARDIS. And a closet. Though I have to say, if I were a kid, I'd totally be sleeping in this thing. In my Tauntaun sleeping bag.

While we're at it, why not finish the room with a Dalek rug?